Top Ten Good Things about an EMP Strike
10: You won't have to go to work any more. No cars+no electricity+no computers=no workie. Hate
your boss? Hate your co-workers? How many times have you said to yourself, "I wish I never had to
go back there"? Well, guess what?!
9: Less greenhouse gases. If the whole country was exposed to an EMP catastrophe, that's a lot less
fossil fuel burning and deforestation affecting the atmosphere. The ten percent or so of the population
that actually lives on after things stabilize will have much healthier surroundings.
8: No more taxes. If money, industry and government are suddenly made obsolete, taxes will become
obsolete, too. Benjamin Franklin may be proven wrong yet.
7: You'll eat healthier. Without the availability of processed foods, it'll be back to the basics: eat what
you can grow or catch. Your kids will happily eat their veggies if it's literally that or nothing.
6: Road rage will vanish. In fact, most roadways will probably be automobile graveyards until there's
time to clean it up. Now that I think about it, all things car-related will no longer be a priority. Car
maintenance, license plates, auto insurance, commuting in rush hour traffic, grumpy kids on a road trip.
All in the past.
5: You'll finally have all the time in the world to focus on your family. Never again will you have
to break a date with your spouse, or miss the kid's ball game because you had to work late. Board
games may become a nightly event. You can have checkers championship games with the neighbors.
4: If you're like me and can easily "pinch an inch," you'll finally be happy to have those extra
pounds. The skinny bitches will be the first to disappear.
3: The neighbor's dog that's always getting into your garbage, or doing business on your lawn, will
finally be good for something--dinner!
2: The price of oil will finally drop. Of course, we won't be buying any more anyway, so it won't really
matter to us. But I still like the idea of sticking it to the oil barons. It'll be our present to the rest of the
And the Number 1 Good Thing about an EMP Strike:
You can finally stop worrying about if or when TEOTWAWKI will happen!